Good Morning,
I hope you have a better day than this guy.
And now, on to today’s best one-liners. Enjoy!
1. Due to quarantine, I will only be telling inside jokes from now on.
2. Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people?
3. I’m sure wherever my dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.
And here’s a BONUS that I’m sure you will like . . .
4. The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.
That’s it for today. Until tomorrow, remember that we are all in this together!