Once Upon A Time . . .
If that’s a great opening for a children’s story, why not for an occasionally childish newsletter?
Here’s what I have for you today . . .
1. Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
2. I was driving down the street past a gas station. There were two signs in the window, “Help Wanted” and “Self Service.” So I went in and hired myself.
3. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Let’s close with this BONUS . . .
4. Who designed King Arthur’s round table? Sir Cumference of course!
Have a glorious day!